A blonde gets on an Mothership and sits down in the first class section of the ship. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Calypso." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Calypso." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the ship wasn't going to Calypso."
Haha I lolled Dave, that was a good one! And this one is good too. A classic blonde joke never fails ^__^
Woodpeckers An Arkadian woodpecker and a Calypso woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Arkadian woodpecker said Arkadians had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Calypso woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Arkadian woodpecker was in awe. The Calypso woodpecker then challenged the Arkadian woodpecker to peck a tree in Calypso that was absolutely unpeckable. The Arkadian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge. After flying to Calypso, the Arkadian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Calypso woodpecker was able to peck the Arkadian tree and the Arkadian woodpecker was able to peck the Calypso tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree on their own Planet? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion - your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
