Three friends - a worker, an artist and a gamer meet and talk about their relations. The worker says: I think is better to have a wife; you don't have to worry about what other people say, you always find some warm food when you get home from work and you know that your kids will get a good education. The artist says: I think is better to have a mistress because is more civilized, more fair... you only stay together as long as you feel happy with each other and when this is no longer true, you (or her) just leave, without any formalities, arguments, divorces, affected kids. Finally, the gamer says: I think is better to have both a wife and a mistress; for example now, the wife knows I'm with the mistress, the mistress knows I'm with the wife, and i can stay longer hours here at the office, drinking beer and playing my favorite game. Not necessarily the most brilliant joke and I'm not starting a new jokes session, but I was perplexed to being accused today that I'm... a married man with a mistress based on the following printscreen: So I just wanted to let everyone know what was the "big secret" behind that chat window, in case there are other "smart people" that intend to start calling my church, my boss, my wife or my mistress and tell them about my infidelity - hahaha.