Thought of this as I was posting on another thread lol those famous lines your mother used on you as a child. Like if you fall off and break your neck don't come crying to me, when I was about to do something stupid. hmm she said that a ot go figure lol :surrender: I am sure there are thousands of them out there Lets hear them BugBear
Go on, do it and see what happens - I find myself using this one a lot these days Stop whining or I'll give you something to whine about - was always a fav of mine . Go play with the traffic - remember my oldman saying this to me.
Stop doing that or you'll go blind... I just cant have anything nice. I carried you for 9 months and this is the thanks I get? Did you put on clean undies?
what ever you do dont get em pregnant only thing sheever said was true, now 3 resultant proofs of this are still drivin me crazy lol
you always was a slow learner dad My mother once wrote on a letter a teacher sent home to her, asking when I was best behaved, she wrote back and said " when I was asleep"
When i got my driverlicens the first thing she said was: "One hand on the Steering Wheel and one hand on the girl is one too little both places"
You for the last part of that; " and I can make another to replace ya too." That came from dad though not mom.
My mom always made me remember her 3 rules: 1) Don't get hurt. 2) Don't go to jail. 3) Don't do anything that will cost your parents a lot of money.
Another one I remember from both my folks, I remember the exact night I was told this one too Lol Mum: Be good. And if you can't be good, be careful... Dad: And if you can't be careful, buy a pram!
lol to funny I hate whenever I asked "Why I wasn't allowed to do something" Mom would say "Y is a crooked letter and Z is no better" Damn I hated that, lol probably why mom said it
