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The IFN Celeste Harbour General Hospital

Discussion in 'Estates' started by Few Scars, Nov 3, 2012.

  1. Few Scars

    Few Scars Administrator Staff Member PAF Administrator Arkadia Adviser

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    Attention Arkadians

    The IFN recently secured property Level 5, Celeste Island building 1. This General Hospital will be equipped with 10 all-purpose beds catering for all levels of injury, including Oratan related injuries.
    Initially we will have a 3 bed ICU and an operating theatre.

    We will accept all war injured IFN troops and our allies.

    Surgical disciplines covered include:
    1. IFN Military trauma surgery
    2. Cardiothoracic and vascular surgery
    3. Orthopedic surgery
    4. Neurosurgery
    5. Urology
    6. Plastic and reconstructive surgery
    7. ENT services
    8. Limited obstetric and gynaecology services

    A limited medical service will include:
    1. Intensive Care Unit 3 beds
    2. Cardiology
    3. Respiratory medicine
    4. Infectious diseases
    5. Gastroenterology, with a Specialist in Kamaldon tape worm disease arriving in a few weeks.
    6. Neurology (We specialise in Otorugi fever and Tiarak psychosis)
    7. General internal medicine
    8. Endocrinology

    The Emergency Department will be constructed when we get appropriate triage facilities.

    NB: All patients must have full Arkadicare private cover.
    *Those patients without private cover will incur an admission fee.
    *Patients from Calypso please refer to the Calypso Arkadian Healthcare mututal recognition agreement.
    *Patients from Rocktropia must be screened for Zombie like pathologies and be isolated.
    *Patients from Cyrene are covered under the developing planet agreement.
    *Patients from Next Island unfortunately must pay in full before entering due to the collapse of the NI agreement.

    Severe medical/surgical conditions and disaster overload of the facilities will require such patients be warped to Calypso for further evaluation.

    Yours Sincerely
    Dr Bjorn Longstaff
    CEO and Director of IFN Medical Services Arkadia

    "Do no Harm"
     
  2. Jenny ferr

    Jenny ferr Well-Known Member Pro Users

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    Don't forget about all the brave energy matter miners out there that supply the materials to continue the defense of Arkadian population

    I myself are well again but I can't help to wonder how the general matter miner out there is doing...
     
  3. MindStar9

    MindStar9 Deactivated User

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    Brilliant post Bjorn ... I love it. :)
     
  4. Snape

    Snape Master of the BanHammer Staff Member PAF Administrator

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    Ok, who's been kissing the Kamaldons?? EWWW!!!

    Brilliant write up Bjorn
     
  5. Tancred

    Tancred Member

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    And the Hospital is well worth a visit just to marvel at the wonders of modern science
     
  6. MindStar9

    MindStar9 Deactivated User

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    Oh here's one to add to "Limited Medical Services" ...

    9. Mindforce Ultrasound --- for revealing hidden shrapnel, bullet bits, and sword tips - it's vicious out there
     
  7. TimUnleashed

    TimUnleashed Forum Official Pro Users

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    Mordrell Active Member Pro Users

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    Hmm I def have those two diseases;) ... not looking for cure tho.... at least not untill my pedcard runs dry:whistle:
     
  9. Few Scars

    Few Scars Administrator Staff Member PAF Administrator Arkadia Adviser

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    Don't worry we hope to see the beds functional when the IFN development engineers get the parts so we can use them. I am lobbying the Dev team to fix them ASAP!