Brain Jokes - Time For Some Fun.

I think we should have some fun with the hunt the oto brain

http://arkadiaforum.com/showthread.php?10906-Otorugi-Massacre-Week-36&highlight=brain

So lets see if we can find a different brain joke each day until it gets found lets find our arkadia sense of humor

So todays joke

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."

"Why not?" askes the brain.

"You're already out of your head."

 

What kind of fish performs brain surgery?

NeuroSturgeon

Edit- sorry I thought we were rolling with this, not one / day

 

Post em if you got em. it is a new day somewhere

 

Know what you call a blonde with two brain cells?



Pregnant.

 

One from me today then

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.
''How much is this one?'' he asked.
''That one is a monkey brain, and it's $20,'' the owner explained.
''How much is that one?'' the alien asked.
"That one is a female brain, and it's $100,'' the owner replied.
''And how much is that one?'' the alien asked.
''That one is a male's brain and it is $500'' the owner explained.
''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked.
The owner answered,''Well, it's hardly been used!''

 

Let it Roll & Roll I am not sure how many were going to be able to get though lol

 

Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?

... Because they were very cultured.