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WARNING: to all energy miners out there

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jenny ferr, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. Jenny ferr

    Jenny ferr Well-Known Member Pro Users

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    I don't know if you noticed anything different about yourselves lately or if you have been sick in some mysterious way yet.
    I been feeling a bit nauseous and been vomiting a lot and lately I have felt fatigued too and No I'm not pregnant at least the test said so. So then a friend of mine suggested I started looking at some of the materials I been handling since I came to this new planet if it's something here that could make me this way...

    And to my horror we discovered last night we been handling radioactive poisons without the proper guidelines or even the slightest of word that these materials could be bad for your health if you don't take precautions!

    What I'm talking about is these materials:
    Edres Resin & Zolphic Oil
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    So take care out there all energy miners and handle these materials with respect, also visit a doctor as soon as you feel something isn't as it should be!
     
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  2. Shinobi

    Shinobi Guest

    Thanks for warning. Tho I may be spared contamination through direct contact, i shall still go ahead and put an army of labcoats on the case to formulate a viable antigen. Soon as inocullations are ready for distribution, we will hand em out to colonists for free, in fact it shall be made compulsory. Please report to your nearest medical centre for admittance, so that we may closelly monitor your syptoms.
     
  3. Suu Miles

    Suu Miles Member

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    So... are you saying I have to stop using zolphic oil a sun cream? Damn...
     
  4. Calin

    Calin Member

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    It's only bad for you if you read the warnings. Ignorance ROCKS!!!!
     
  5. Nor Alien

    Nor Alien Active Member

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    Hmm that explains my larger then usual peni..... errr appendage ;)
    I think i'll have to forgo the antidote.. :D:whistle:
     
  6. Snape

    Snape Master of the BanHammer Staff Member PAF Administrator

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    Lol, +rep for this one. hahahahaha
     
  7. dude

    dude Active Member

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    Soooooo drinking it might make you pregnant OMG that's why I have a big belly, and I thought it was the beer doing this
     
  8. Larkin

    Larkin Platinum Member Staff Member PAF Senior Mod Platinum Member

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    ROFL good one, nice find :)
     
  9. Jenny ferr

    Jenny ferr Well-Known Member Pro Users

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    I was there today but they had put out a sign saying they were at lunch :/

    Oh have you already looted Calypso's long awaited beer shipments ;)

    Or maybe it's just a side effect that has not shown on me yet: Hallucinations
    (dude pregnant by drinking beer :rolleyes:, it's what happens after you been drinking it that can cause pregnancy :fineprint:)
     
  10. Snape

    Snape Master of the BanHammer Staff Member PAF Administrator

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    What, eating pizza and throwing up? ;)
     
  11. Lee DeLioncourt

    Lee DeLioncourt Arkadian Outrider Platinum Member

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    Lol Jenny plus rep. Can I use this as an excuse for being hormonal and bitchy tonight (or any other time an excuse is needed)? :)
     
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