Well..its not a REAL Arkadia joke. But it fits a bit. And as its so silent here and a like to be a Man with humor i send u this.... Ever i see the noobs here running around in their undies it reminds me to this Joke. Bill and Bob left the "Tangiers Casino" which the visited the first night at their vacation in LAS VEGAS. Bill in his undies Bob totally naked. Waiting for a Cab, standing side by side Bobs view is wandering slowly down his body than down his friends body and after that he talks to him. "Bill, you know what ? Thats what i admired in your moral courage since we are friends. You ever know when u have to Stop" I hope it fits to Arkadian Jokes so far Greets Ruben
What do you call an Arkadian bending over? An arc. Whats the difference between a hunter from calypso, RT, NT and Arkadia with muscle oil muscle in their loot? Ones wet Whats so hot about Arkadia? The firebases. Well thats all I got for now anyway.
Korwil Tamer Two sweaters are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a Korwil tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no Korwil taming." "Yes I do!" "Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those Korwils comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?" "Well, then I take that big patio chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down." "Well, what if the Korwil takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?" "Well, then I takes that Mamba whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down." "Well, what if that Korwil bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?" "Well, then I take that ASI-40 Handgun they all carry, and I shoot him." "Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?" "Well, then I pick up some of the shit that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of the cage." "Well, what if there ain't no shit in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?" "Well, that's dumb. Cause if that Korwil comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's going to be some shit on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that."
A Arkadian walks into an Calypsonian bar and finds an Oratan warrior stareing down the bartender with his laser crossbow in hand. The Arkadian sruns up to the two yellling "WAIT WAIT dont shoot!! We can resolve this issue !!" Immediatly the two turn to the Arkadian and try to explain what the were argueing over. The Calypsonian says This warrior is trying to rob me of the beer shipment that is so talked about that just arrived while winking at the Arkadian to play along." The Oratan says "I am angry that the bartender is trying to rip me off by passing the light beer from Rocktropia off on me as the good stuff talked about back home" The Arkadian simply turns and walks away shaking his head and thinking "Its a sad state of affairs when two npc's have to run a trust scam to get by day to day activites one by sellin near beer as champange and the other trying to trade for it with a broken L weapon"
What did the Arkadian hunting all day under the beating sun say to the Calypso vistor? "Can you please take my gun, hunt only a few mobs for me and loot me a smuggler gun for yourself, oh and take it back to caly to sell it" wait.. maybe that wasnt a joke??